Something about Wives

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.-Henny Youngman

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then wemet.-Rodney Dangerfield

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she'swrong.-Milton Berle

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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,"There waswater in the carburetor."I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied," In the lake."-Henny Youngman

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. -Henny Youngman

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, Iwas a fool when I married you."The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love anddidn't notice."

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like tointerrupt her.

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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So Igot myself two girlfriends.

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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not toreport it since the thief was spending much less thanhis wife did.

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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he isfinished.

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much doesit costto get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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